On Hold

The old man went to enroll at the local university. He's figures he missed something the first time through college. And classes are free to seniors - that's old man to you and me.

Talk  about a dog and pony show. The old man has to call for permission to go to class and then is put on hold. It is hard for an old man to learn a new trick.





On Hold 

Are you on hold? 
Told, one minute … 
Please 
A phone stuck to your ear 
With music that you hate 
Played incessantly

Uneasy, 
Pass the time 
Drum your fingers 
Tap your toes 
Fuss and fidget 
All you want

It matters not 
Who or what you are 

Those bastards forgot you’re there